{"id":2268,"date":"2016-10-06T21:13:45","date_gmt":"2016-10-07T02:13:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gabyslog.wordpress.com\/?p=2268"},"modified":"2016-10-06T21:13:45","modified_gmt":"2016-10-07T02:13:45","slug":"la-honte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gala.chulia.org\/index.php\/2016\/10\/06\/la-honte\/","title":{"rendered":"La honte&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Au supermarch\u00e9 du coin, il y a une belle fromagerie (pour un supermarch\u00e9 am\u00e9ricain, comprenons nous bien).<\/p>\n<p>Il y avait ce jour-l\u00e0 un fromager hipster (lunettes + barbe + pantalon stretch) qui me proposait des conseils de d\u00e9gustation. Ce qu&#8217;il n&#8217;avait pas vu, ni moi non plus d&#8217;ailleurs, c&#8217;est que derri\u00e8re nous, Gaby jouait (en silence, ce qui veut dire qu&#8217;elle n&#8217;\u00e9tait pas s\u00fbre que ce ne soit pas une b\u00eatise) avec un fromage g\u00e9ant suspendu.<\/p>\n<p>Ce qui devait arriver arriva, elle est venu vers moi en me montrant le probl\u00e8me avec ses ongles plein de fromage: j&#8217;ai fait comme si je n&#8217;avais rien vu devant mon fromager hipster, pour \u00e9viter d&#8217;avoir \u00e0 payer $500 de fromage g\u00e9ant, et nous sommes partis en silence, cette fois convaincus tous les deux que c&#8217;\u00e9tait une b\u00eatise.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/gabyslog.files.wordpress.com\/2016\/10\/img_9338.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/gabyslog.files.wordpress.com\/2016\/10\/img_9338.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"764\" height=\"1019\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2269\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Au supermarch\u00e9 du coin, il y a une belle fromagerie (pour un supermarch\u00e9 am\u00e9ricain, comprenons nous bien). Il y avait ce jour-l\u00e0 un fromager hipster (lunettes + barbe + pantalon stretch) qui me proposait des conseils de d\u00e9gustation. Ce qu&#8217;il n&#8217;avait pas vu, ni moi non plus d&#8217;ailleurs, c&#8217;est que derri\u00e8re nous, Gaby jouait (en [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-non-classe","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gala.chulia.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gala.chulia.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gala.chulia.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gala.chulia.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gala.chulia.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gala.chulia.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2268\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gala.chulia.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gala.chulia.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gala.chulia.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}